Category Archives: Season 9

Keep Us On Replay, Ok?



Join the gang for the last round of reviews for this year’s Eurovision Song Contest where we cover Czechia, Georgia, and Armenia, and end with some hot takes about this year overall!

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Thank you to everyone who submitted their picks for our Star Spangled Jury! We’ll have the results for you next week 🙂


Slow, Sad, and Sapphic



Join the gang this week as they give their hot takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Portugal, Poland, Azerbaijan, and Switzerland! They’re all low in the odds but tune in to see which of them we think will qualify!

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You still have time to join our Star Spangled Jury! Just send your top 10 to us (in order) by May 1st by email at starspangledeurovision@gmail.com, on twitter @SSE_Pod, or on BlueSky @starspangledpod.bsky.social!


Lyrics So Bad Even AI Couldn’t Have Written Them



Join the gang as they discuss this year’s Eurovision acts from the UK, France, San Marino, and Sweden! Tune in as we welcome the return of the Queen of Eurovision and give our hot takes on the entries thirsting for her crown.

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You still have time to join our Star Spangled Jury! Just send your top 10 to us (in order) by May 1st by email at starspangledeurovision@gmail.com, on twitter @SSE_Pod, or on BlueSky @starspangledpod.bsky.social


“See, I am in a good mood! I just needed **this**”



Join the gang as they give their hottest takes on this year’s entries from Italy, Australia, Romania, and Israel! From family values to kink appreciation, we’ve got it all!

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Don’t forget, you can still join our Star Spangled Jury! Just send your top 10 to us (in order) by May 1st by email at starspangledeurovision@gmail.com, on twitter @SSE_Pod, or on BlueSky @starspangledpod.bsky.social


Spicy German or German Spicy?



Join the gang as they discuss this year’s Eurovision entries from Norway, Finland, Germany, and Serbia! Sometimes we have nuanced critiques and sometimes our gay brain takes over.

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We’re also opening our Star Spangled Jury! Just send your top 10 to us (in order) by May 1st by email at starspangledeurovision@gmail.com, on twitter @SSE_Pod, or on BlueSky @starspangledpod.bsky.social


Dance License and Registration, Please



Join the gang as they give their hottest takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Belgium, Austria, Lithuania, and Bulgaria! Tune in to find out which of those just *feels* problematic.

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This Song is For Drunk Scandinavian Lesbians



Join the gang for another week of Eurovision hot takes as they review this year’s entries from Estonia, Latvia, Croatia, and Greece! And yes, we’re a little drunk, it’s fine!

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The Most Love We’ve Ever Given Denmark



Join the gang as they give their hottest takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Luxembourg, Ukraine, Cyprus, and Denmark! Plus, Alix rants in Danish!

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Drama, Chaos, Malta, What Else Is New?



We’re back! Join the gang as they open their ninth (!!) season with their hot takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Albania, Montenegro, Moldova, and Malta, as well as give their predictions for what is sure to be a weird Eurovision year.

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