Still Not a Song



We’re back for our seventh season!! Join us as we give our hottest takes on the first four songs participating in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest hailing from France, Czechia, Albania, and Slovenia! Which country decided it was their turn to send something that wasn’t a song? Listen and find out!

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Cha Cha Cha-ing All the Way to Sweden: The Eurovision 2023 Debrief



As predicted, Sweden won Eurovision 2023, and lots of other stuff happened too! Naturally, we have some thoughts. Tune in to find out what we thought of this year’s contest and our expectations for 2024!

Thanks for listening this season, and we’ll see you again next year!


The 2023 Star Spangled Preview Show!



Happy Eurovision Week! Join the gang as they give their predictions on who’s going to get through the semis and who’s going to take home the glass microphone this year. Also, listen in to find out who won this year’s Star Spangled Jury!


Echoes of Nonsense



Join the crew this week as they take on the last 5 entries for this year’s Eurovision Song Contest! How much do we care if the lyrics are nonsense? How much does Alix stan Denmark this week? Tune in and find out!

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Thanks to everyone who participated in this year’s Star Spangled Jury! We’ll present the results next week on our Eurovision 2023 Preview!


The Whole Spectrum of Weird



Join the crew this week as they take on this year’s heavy-hitting Eurovision entries from Austria, Israel, the UK and Sweden, and tune in to hear Bart and Alix shame Max for being a bad gay.

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You still have one week to join our Star Spangled Jury! Just send your top 10 (in order) to starspangledeurovision@gmail.com or DM us on Twitter @SSE_Pod


The Dark Girlies are EATING



The title says it all – join Alix, Max, and Bart as they embrace their inner goths and give their takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Germany, Moldova, Iceland, Serbia, and Switzerland.

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Don’t forget to join our Star Spangled Jury! Just send your top 10 (in order) to starspangledeurovision@gmail.com or DM us on Twitter @SSE_Pod

 


The Blocked List



Join the gang this week as they cover the entries from San Marino, Poland, the Netherlands, and Cyprus! Do we still stan S(t)an Marino? Who is Bart convinced was just sick at the national final and will kill it in Liverpool? Listen in to find out!

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We’re also opening up our Star Spangled Jury again! Just send your top 10 (in order) to starspangledeurovision@gmail.com or DM us on Twitter @SSE_Pod


Promise Me You’ll Stay and Cha Cha Cha



Join the gang this week as they take on this year’s Eurovision entries from Lithuania, France, Australia, and Finland. Really no surprises as to who loves what… or are there?

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  • Monika Linkytė (Lithuania) – “Stay
  • La Zarra (France) – “Évidemment
  • Voyager (Australia) – “Promise
  • Käärijä (Finland) – “Cha Cha Cha

Do You Wanna ŠČ?



Join Alix, Max, and Bart as they tackle the chaos that is Romania, Croatia, and Malta before cleansing their brains with Alix’s perennial favorite, Italy! Whose turn is it to stan Malta this year? Listen in and find out!

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Sisters and Misters



In honor of Women’s History Month (and mostly as a happy coincidence), the gang give their takes on Czechia’s paean to Slavic sisterhood, as well as the entries from Estonia and Latvia (only one of which features a woman, sadly). Also, Alix hear’s Denmark’s entry for the first time and chaos ensues.

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